When was the LAST TIME YOU SAW A PORPOISE???

Think about it: when was the last time you personally saw a so-called porpoise??? If that answer is yes, please read the following: a) what you saw was something that resembled a clever ploy to trick you into thinking you saw a porpoise b) the propaganda machine operated by the media is powerful and easy to sway an unfortunate person into thinking porpoises are real c) porpoises can't be real because no one has ever seen one By deducing the three points above, we can safely conclude that porpoises are not real and you yourself can free your mind from the pro-porpoise hoax propaganda machine that continues to fool and demean people every day. Forward this post to your friends and family AND TELL THEM TO OPEN THEIR EYES TO THE TRUTH!!! Remember: PORPOISES AREN'T REAL